Love Is Blind UK has officially landed on Netflix!
Well, the first four episodes have.
If you’re anything like me, you’ve already binged them all and absolutely have many, many questions.
You’ve also probably made note of some of the wildest things that have already happened in Love Is Blind UK so far. This is them.
1. We had a proposal after.. one episode
I understand that this is literally the format of the show, but excuse me!?
One episode in, less than an hour, and already Sabrina and Steven are engaged and in love.
What’s more is that Sabrina is from Northern Ireland. She’s our Irish gal! And she’s basically the main character of this show? Obsessed.
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2. No one wants the funeral director?
Girls… think about the money.
Or failing that, think about all of the fascinating stories you’ll hear, the goss he’ll acquire, and the things he’ll know!
Love Is Blind Ireland would be all over this guy.
3. The gym chat
Did anyone else need to pause the show and go take a walk when those two people bonded over going to the gym twice a day?
Just me? Okay.
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4. Cirque gate
While chatting in the pods, Ollie decides that he doesn’t really feel a spark with Catherine after she tells him that she went to Cirque, a club in London, for her birthday.
“Kind of pretentious isn’t it?” he asks, before Catherine’s face falls and she tries to explain that she wouldn’t usually go there.
She later cried about it. And fair.
5. Benaiah’s hair
This man may not be ready for marriage, but he has the best hair in the show… And honestly that should be enough.
Drop the hair care routine, sir.
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6. Sam’s weird weight comment
In episode two, Sam goes back to the guys and expresses his concern that Nicole said something “weird” in the pods.
After telling her that he couldn’t wait to pick her up and kiss her, he said he was worried that she may have hinted that he wouldn’t be able to do so.
He also said that he “liked meat” and that it was “fine if someone’s a bit… it’s just a weird thing to say.”
Riiiiiight…
7. The lack of I love you
After Nicole decided to choose Sam over Benaiah, the pair finally got to meet each other… and Sam was blown away.
Nicole, on the other hand, said that she was struggling to connect the man she’d met in the pods with the man in front of her.
As they were saying goodbye, Sam told Nicole he loved her and… she didn’t say it back.
She then later ended it with him and asked to meet up with Benaiah. Ooft.
