Claudia Winkleman may not be coming to Ireland……….. but The Traitors is.
That’s right, the Irish series is officially in the works, and yes, we will be sat.
You can find out how to apply here, but in the meantime let’s speculate about what will definitely happen.
1. Laura Fox will host
When The Traitors comes to Ireland, it’ll need a host – and we’ve got a few idea as to who should take the reins.
They need to be animated. They need to be fashionable. They need to throw their entire soul into this series.
We nominate Laura Fox. She’d smash it.
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2. A mother and son will take part secretly and be found out straight away
Look, this isn’t The Traitors (UK). This is The Traitors (Ireland).
Off the back of Diane and Ross’ incredible performances in season 2 of The Traitors UK, it makes sense that Irish producers would attempt the same level of deception.
These people will probably be found out right away though. Calling it.
The way I screamed #TraitorsUK pic.twitter.com/p0CajMB9nU
— Stephen (@dcsteve5) January 22, 2024
3. Two contestants will figure out they know each other
It’s Ireland!
Jazatha Christie, you’re still the Nation’s king. You’re our winner. #TraitorsUK pic.twitter.com/zjiff0YJuL
— Sare ☃️❄️ (@RoseNyborg) January 26, 2024
4. At least three influencers will be among the cast
It wouldn’t be a reality show without some content creators.. and even though the lack of influencers is what makes The Traitors so damn good, you can be sure a few of them will pop up in an Irish version of the show.
@loveofhuns Ar di 💔 Gone but not forgotten x #loveofhuns #thetraitors #traitors #britishpopculture #britishicons #ukicons #bbctraitors #hunculture ♬ original sound – loveofhuns x
5. The castle will immediately be up for rent on Airbnb for €1k a night
And you and the gals will be busy booking your next bank holiday weekend away ASAP.
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6. Someone’s nanny will become a national treasure
She’ll be a Traitor hunter, and she’ll be completely ruthless.
No one will be safe. This woman has seen a lot. She takes no prisoners. She’s an icon, a legend, and we don’t even know who she is yet.
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7. The Faithfuls will win because Irish people are bad at lying
Tell us we’re wrong.